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Joke of the Day

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""

"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"

"How do infomercial salesmen tell you you're fat? Butt weight! There's more!"

"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."

"Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period."

"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"

"Naming your child ""Roger"" is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio."

"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"