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Joke of the Day

"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you"

"Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words ""Me too""?"

"I like to have have sex to #Kesha songs. I hate her so much that it makes for a great anger-fuck. #hopeshelikesitrough"

"Did you know that you could also use comments sections to write positive things about people?"

"Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. It just sounds so redundant."

"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."

"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."