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Joke of the Day

"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."

"You guys hear about the hippy who drowned? He was too far out, man."

"Call me nostalgic, but I often think back to when I was just a boy... Before my botched gender reassignment surgery. Things were simpler, then."

"I've never jumped onto a departing ferry or had a woman adjust my tie from behind me, you movie liars."

"If a well endowed woman works at Hooters, where does a guy with an amputated leg work? IHOP"

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common? Their last hit was the wall"

"Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones? I think it's because usually the punchline is too long"

"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."

"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"

"Why can't you email a picture to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."