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Joke of the Day
"I imagine a few times before he got it right, Jesus turned water into wine coolers."
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"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."
"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"
"What is the difference between a strip club and a circus? At a circus has cunning stunts"
"I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping."
"""date night!"" = ""our relationship died a year ago!"""
"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"What does a haunted hamburger say? MooooOOOoooOoo"
"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."