200911

Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf"

"Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***"

"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"My new computer is so fast that I told them to deliver it next Monday and it's here already."

"Life in short Life is like a fart if you force it's probably shit."

"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."

"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"