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Joke of the Day
"Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller? To find out his phos-fate!"
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"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"
"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."
"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."
"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"
"Why doesn't a skeleton fall in love with a human. maybe it's Because the skeleton doesn't have a heart."
"Why doesn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant? Because Mr. Clean comes in a bottle."
"94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, ""I suck at parallel parking."""
"What did the ceiling fan say? YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!"