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Joke of the Day
"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."
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"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"
"Wife to husband: ""Our son called me a whore!"" Husband answers: ""Where is that son of a bitch?"""
"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."
"Why are power tools good for bank robberies? They know the drill."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"
"What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."