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"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"
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"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."
"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."
"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."
"What begins with 'R' and ends with a sentence? Rape"
"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."
"Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello.... From the other side."
"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"
"I once told my dad: ""I feel there are a good and a bad wolf in me fighting for control. But which one will win in the end?"" He said: ""The one you feed."""
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"