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"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"
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"Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: ""What did you name the other one?"""
"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."
"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"
"I seasoned my beef with too much salt I'm salty."
"Tried to get my 7 year old cousin to play Hungry Hungry Hippos but the fences at the zoo are really high."
"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"
"Why does my mustard bottle insist on peeing in my sandwich before dispensing my mustard?"
"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."
"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"