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Joke of the Day
"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
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"What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the uc Dynasty."
"My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned vet."
"I've read Plumbing for idiots' twice and I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing. I guess it's going to take another few reads before this sinks in."
"Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals -Sent from your iPhone."
"That confusing moment when the person you hate at work brings donuts"
"My ex girlfriend had huge tits Ahh such good mammaries"
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics"
"If I was the last person on earth... I would be the best in everything."
"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"