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Joke of the Day
"If I was the last person on earth... I would be the best in everything."
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"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."
"Life's not about people who act true to your face. It's about people who remain true behind your back."
"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"
"Chinese Joke Got my blood results today turns out my blood type is A negative. My dad is going to kill me"
"The test results came back, and Frodo's wife can't have a baby. She's non-hobbit forming."
"What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick? You need to take your vitamin Ayy."
"[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other? A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better?"
"Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright."
"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"