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Joke of the Day
"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."
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"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""
"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."
"What is a Christians Favorite Insect? The Praying Mantis"
"If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - ""Fast10 - Your Seatbelt"" in memory of Paul Walker."
"Just because your kid says, ""You're my hero"" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently"
"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"
"If I eat lots of preservatives, won't I live longer? No, but you will have a longer shelf life."
"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."