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Joke of the Day
"So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!"
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"3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid."
"I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim."
"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."
"There is little hope for the person who becomes addicted to cold turkey."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."
"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."
"If I ever start a customer service company, I'm going to name it 'Hold Please'."
"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""