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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."

"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."

"I AM NOT REALLY YELLING AT YOU I JUST GOT USED TO TALKING TO MY TEENAGER WHO ALWAYS HAS HEADPHONES IN"

"What did the spice say during climax? I'm cumin! I'm cumin!"

"Kinda miss the Jane Austen era where a man is driven mad by a woman's hand being ungloved & yet oblivious to her heaving bosom falling out."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists"

"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""

"I dropped my nokia in the toilet didn't bother me since it's always been shitty."

"I know they took some creative liberties with 'Noah' but I really wasn't expecting that Prius."

"What's the leading cause of death among wizards? Staff infection"