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Joke of the Day

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"

"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"

"A husband says to his wife, ""What would you do if I won Lotto?"" She says, ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent,"" he replies, ""I won $12, here's $6 - now fuck off!"""

"Hey have you ever tried puppy love? Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small."

"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."

"Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning."

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."

"It's hard to juggle work and a baby... ...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today."

"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"