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Joke of the Day

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"I'm like that guy at the beginning of infomercials that is unable to do simple shit, i just burns everything and i cant figure out blankets."

"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"

"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff."

"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."

"*Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves."

"Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you."

"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."

"If I was Phil Collins I'd rub my belly after every meal and say 'I'm Full Collins', then insist everyone either laughed or left my house."

"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."