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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."

"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."

"When I can't think if a joke I just masturbate and it cums to me"

"NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."""

"I just had sex with a woman who was 101 years old. In binary."

"What would you do? geaNostra"

"Excuse me -are you a psychic hooker? **cuz you just blew my mind.** *full credit: gavin mcginnes via streetboners blog from about 5 years ago.*"

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese."

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."