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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."

"A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful."

"How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'"

"I went to buy a book about Bernie Sanders ...but it was sold out."

"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."

"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."

"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"

"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""

"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"

"I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist."