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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !"
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"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."
"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"
"[Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it."
"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."
"I just gave a bus full of teenagers the finger before they had a chance to give it to me."
"*smashes into treehouse* Gimme all ur snacks! *kid reaches for cans on a string to make emergency call but I already snipped the string*"
"Oh my God! Honey, the baby just said ""Dada!"" Wait, why is he using air quotes?"
"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prince."