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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"
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"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"
"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."
"""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again."
"The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors."
"To impress women by coming across as a bit of a bad lad, I always tell them I'm in human trafficking. Which isn't a total lie as I'm a lollipop man."
"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."
"What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans"
"A naked woman robbed a bank.. Nobody could remember her face."
"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."