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Joke of the Day
"A naked woman robbed a bank.. Nobody could remember her face."
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"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"
"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."
"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."
"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"
"Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush. I also pull out way to late."
"What do you call an alligator that always starts fights? An instigator!"