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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"
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"This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit."
"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."
"If two people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich"
"Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated."
"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."
"How come no one tries to blow up the Pope? I thought he was inflatable."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"
"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"
"I like my women the way I like my pools... Filled with chlorine twice a month."