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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans"
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"What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user? Napkin."
"Stop putting famous names at the end of random quotes. - bob marley"
"What should you do if your walls get cold? Put on another coat."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."
"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"
"TIL that condoms have serial numbers. What? Have you never rolled them down that far?"
"""I wish you were dead."" Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend."
"I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows."
"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"