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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack!* ""Fuck!"" A skydiver goes ""Fuck!"" *whack!*"

"Im trying the new Vodka diet... Lose 3 days every week"

"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."

"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."

"I just unlocked the ""My House Was Robbed Because I Checked in on Foursquare"" badge on Foursquare!"

"A really big joke... r/jokes"

"Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a ""constellation prize"" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot."

"What tick likes to run? Politicks"

"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."

"What do you call a porn site for celeb lookalikes? Doppelbangers"