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Joke of the Day

"What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!"

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"

"Some people say that it's impossible to have fun and burn calories.. I suppose those people have never burned a fattie."

"What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner? A big Miss Steak."

"You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works."

"What do you get if you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan."

"Why was the blonde nymphomaniac sad after she got her driver's license? She got an F in sex."

"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."