7044
Joke of the Day
"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"
Next Joke
"Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house"
"As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man... It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo."
"Happy 420 to me, Happy 420 to me, Its not 4/20 anymore, But fuck it, Its 420 to me!"
"My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight."
"Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,... why don't you ever smile in my pictures?"
"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy!"
"Used a bag to pick up dog shit in yard, tiny ants all over it. Later, saw 2 ants on my arm. My body is now crawling w phantom dogshit ants."
"My most forced joke. How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?"
"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."