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Joke of the Day
"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"
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"What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear."
"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."
"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."
"What do Trump voters call Holocaust survivors? Mulligans."
"People in the UK eat more bananas than monkeys. In 2014 they ate 73,432,384 bananas and only 6 monkeys."
"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"The greatest joke of all time... Android."
"20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*"