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Joke of the Day

"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."

"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"

"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."

"Caught my wife cheating with the neighbor today so I smashed our big screen tv onto his head. That will teach them to prewatch the jeopardy dvr and try to outscore me without me knowing!"

"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."

"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."

"What did the oven tell the slice of bread? You're *toast*!"

"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."

"Im tired of chasing people who wont chase me... from today on the ice cream man can go fuck himself."

"I just realized Alaska has some really weird city names Did Juneau that?"