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Joke of the Day

"20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*"

"How Long is a Chinaman"

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"

"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."

"I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key."

"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."

"My friend asked me how it felt to be able to say that i was married I said that ""It has a nice ring to it"""

"I just watched a movie following a black man in a zombie apocalypse. It was the shortest movie I've ever watched."

"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"

"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."