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Joke of the Day
"It's like my teeth got in trouble in school & aren't allowed to sit together."
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"I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I'm a mermaid."
"Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7,10,11!"
"""I ruined my health by drinking to everyone Else's."""
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"I'm THIS MANY drunk!! *holds up waffle*"
"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""
"Teacher told me to give her eye contact when I speak with her. So i jabbed my finger in her eye to touch it."
"I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's"