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Joke of the Day

"Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7,10,11!"

"An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said ""It was stale, mate."""

"Two guys walk into a bar The first says, ""I'll have H2O."" The second said, ""I'll have H2O too."" He died."

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"

"The crazy thing about insurance is that the best case scenario is you've wasted a bunch of money."

"What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2? Target Practice."

"What's the difference between a red bucket and a green spade One is a red bucket and one is a green spade."

"Why was the janitor late? He overswept"