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Joke of the Day

"Why are jokes in base 8 not funny? Because 7,10,11!"

"A man was walking in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone ""Morning!"" he said The Other man replied:""No just taking a shit"""

"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."

"Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes but she does't realise it she thinks we're actually listening !"

"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."

"What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week."

"Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities."

"I deliver packages, I came up to a house and a man was sticking his penis through the mail slot. He was giving me a tip."

"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"