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Joke of the Day

"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."

"{Driving behind semi} *Sees the 'How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?! There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving"

"What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis? Smelling salts."

"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."

"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"Q:Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? A: because she ran"

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know."

"There was a blackout in my town last night It's okay I called the police."