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Joke of the Day

"What's the easiest way to get off an elephant? I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!"

"Jesus walks on water and everyone is impressed. I walk on water and I'm seriously concerned about this ice breaking..."

"Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma? -my future grandchildren probably"

"I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but I'm not able to blow my own trumpet"

"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."

"3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said ""I'll be back in 20 minutes"". Nobody has bothered me since and I'm never taking it down."

"What's the difference between a mongoloid fuck and a fuck? Genghis kahn"

"I hate having to brush my teeth every morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."