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Joke of the Day

"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."

"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."

"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"

"A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly ""Awww look at the dead birdie."" The blonde stops looks up and says ""Where?"""

"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"

"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"

"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"

"What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor."

"What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? A bronto-sore-ass"

"How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway."