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Joke of the Day
"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"
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"Having sex was like riding a bicycle for the first time... My dad was there holding me from the back."
"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"
"Siri, fight Alexa."
"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."
"Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto"
"I patented the time machine But the judge keeps throwing it out based on prior art"
"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."
"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"
"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"