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"Siri, fight Alexa."
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"What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless"
"""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede."""
"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, ""Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?"" Then I wonder if it knows something I don't."
"Why do lawyers wear neckties? to keep their foreskins from creeping up."
"It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing"
"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."
"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"
"Met this Muslim chick at the bar and she told me to add her as a friend on Eyebook."