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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)"

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"What's the difference between... a G-Spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball."
"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."
"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused? Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds! :)"
"The largest circle jerk on the planet? http://i.imgur.com/fXivJ5X.jpg [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/fXivJ5X.jpg)"
"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."
"with great power comes great electricity bills"
"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"
"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""