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Joke of the Day

"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."

"I like my jokes like I like my burgers. Cheesy."

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They'll steal all the green cards"

"You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you."

"A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. ""An old flame? I asked. He winked and said ""More like an unlit match."""

"What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. What do you call that same fly without legs? A raisin."

"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."

"When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes."

"What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song? Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"

"*discretely picks a booger* *slyly wipes it on her blouse* Funeral Director: Sir, we can see you and narrating it just makes it worse."