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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They'll steal all the green cards"
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"The cross country athlete disappeared Some think he ran away."
"I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan."
"What do you call a guy who always phones people? Colin."