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Joke of the Day
"Why could Joseph never get anything done? Because he was always Stalin.."
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"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender says, ""Hey, that thing is cool - where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa."""
"Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs."
"Don't believe people who say they are constipated. They're full of shit."
"If a blind girl says you have a big dick.. She probably is just pulling your leg."
"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"
"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."
"If you hold a gift card close enough to your ear you can hear the person who bought it saying, ""this'll do"""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."