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Joke of the Day

"What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song? Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"

"What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!"

"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"

"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"

"Just heard a 15 year old call an autobiography a word selfie *points finger gun at mouth* *pulls trigger*"

"Did you hear about the 'Flock of Seagulls' fan who shot himself? [OC] Apparently the gun had a hair trigger."

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"My parents are in a fight My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic. My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors. I hope they find a happy medium"

"""LEEEEET'S GET READY TO TUUUUUUMBLE!!!"" -wet laundry"

"How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!"