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Joke of the Day
"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Him: why did the chicken cross the road? Her: I don't know. Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny? Her: No. Him: neither did the chicken."
"A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa. He says ""It looks fine to me."""
"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."
"You think you can take me, tough guy? I'd like to see you try. Seriously, anywhere fun you might be going. Take me with."
"""OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this."" -Elephant"
"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"
"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"
"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"
"Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic"