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Joke of the Day

"A man with one leg shorter than the other visits the tower of Pisa. He says ""It looks fine to me."""

"Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent. I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know"

"What, me? Lazy? Don't get me started."

"What's Shia LaBeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement? DUETS"

"my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks"

"So a baby seal walks into a club...."

"What did the fish skeleton say? Long time, no sea."

"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."

"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for fresh prints."