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Joke of the Day
"All last night I dreamed I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted"
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"[talking to son on the phone] ""I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police"" I'm sorry. We've been very busy with the holidays and all."
"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."
"Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob"
"What did the dwarf say to the prostitute? Hi-ho"
"A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad. He will be missed."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"
"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"" I said ""scissors, I win!"" and drove off."
"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"
"The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also."