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Joke of the Day
"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."
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"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"
"How's your Mom's cherry pie taste? Meh.. It's Oedipal"
"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"
"9 out of 7 people can't do fractions"
"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"
"If you're cold go and stand in the corner... I've heard they're about 90 Degrees."
"The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it."
"Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents."
"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."