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Joke of the Day
"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."
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"Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap."
"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."
"[loud crashes] Me: What was that? 4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks."
"It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car."
"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"
"A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says ""Sorry, we don't have *NE*."""
"I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them."
"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."
"Whenever I see an elderly person who looks lost and confused, I stop and take a moment to feed 'em a peanut."