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Joke of the Day

"Yo daddy jokes? Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!"

"Beer is like sex. When it's good it's good...when it's bad it's still pretty good."

"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."

"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a homicidal rapist."

"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."

"Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited Alaska? I guess he came back a husky fucker."

"Failed biology because apparently the answer to ""what is commonly found in cells?"" Isn't ""Blacks and Mexicans"""

"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."