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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."

"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"

"What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"Comas make a big difference in your sentences. For example, -Ben is in a hurry -Ben is in a coma"

"DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed."

"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."

"SO AFTER I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND DIE. ANYWAY MY NAME'S TOM AND I'LL BE YOUR TANDEM PARACHUTE PARTNER"

"Rabbi So today I was wondering, when a rabbi performs a circumsision, does he get paid or does he just keep the tips?"

"Police station toilet stolen Officers say they have nothing to go on"

"So on your resume, under references, you wrote ""it's a trap!"", ""do him job"", ""that rug really tied the room together, man"" and ""The Matrix"""