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"How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed"
"Women treat me like God. They only talk to me when they need something."
"how did the bananas get away from the cops? They split up."
"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"
"Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!"
"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""
"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."
"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"
"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""