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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel."
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"I've Invented A New Word... Plagiarism."
"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."
"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""
"What do you get if you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan."
"What do you call Irish fruit punch? A barfight in a gaybar"
"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."
"I left my .door file open for too long. It was a .jar."
"WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE"