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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel."
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"Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak? Hamburger, it's in the ground state."
"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"
"How do you kill a black widow? You take away her food stamps."
"Fall is Pumpkin time In the south, they think its time to screw their cousins Pump kin"
"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."
"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"
"Breaking news: Messi won't be playing against Netherlands He is suffering from extreme abdominal pain caused uncontrollable laughter caused by watching Brazil vs Germany"
"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."
"How do you fit 4 gays on a bar stool? Flip it upside down"