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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!"
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"If banks are so worried about people stealing their pens, they should just attach them to a Creed CD"
"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."
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"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."
"Everytime i go see my drug dealer He just cracks me up"
"[on a 1st date] Me: I'm just looking to take things slow Her: *in a wedding dress* me too"
"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."
"I have nothing to eat All i have is a bunch of old vegetables, but all they do is talk about Vietnam."