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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe? Roberto"
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus.   Works better if you read the joke out loud."
"Why don't midgets smoke weed? Because they can't get high."
"Dutch Girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "
"#rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer."
"I've always wondered what lice do to you It's a real head scratcher"
"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"
"What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory? Willy Juanka."